I don’t get this one, but Mad Mac sent it to me so it must be good.
A bunny walks into the Brit pub and says to the barman, ” Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please ? ”
The barman is amazed, but gives the bunny a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
The bunny drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.The following night the bunny returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the bunny and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the bunny the pint and the Toastie. The bunny consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed.
In walks the bunny and says, ‘A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.’
The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the bunny his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the bunny wolfs them down
The next night there is standing room only in the pub.
Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.
The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year
In walks the bunny and says, ‘A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman,
The barman says, ‘I’m sorry bunny , old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties…’
The bunny looks aghast.
The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, ‘We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.’
The bunny looks him in the eye and says, ‘Are you sure I will like it.’
The masses’ bated breath is ear shatteringly silent..
The barman, with a roguish smile says, ‘Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you’ll love it.’ ‘Ok,’ says the bunny , ‘I’ll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.’ The pub erupts with glee as the bunny quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.
He then waves to the crowd and leaves….
NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
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One year later, in the now impoverished public house The Brit, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.
When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar..
The barman says, ‘Who are you?’,
To which he is answered,
‘I am the ghost of the bunny that used to frequent your public house.’
The barman says, ‘I remember you. You made me famous.
You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.’The bunny says, ‘Yes I know..’ The barman said, ‘I remember, on your last night we didn’t have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.’
The bunny said, ‘Yes, you promised me that I would love it.
The barman said, ‘You never came back, what happened?’
‘I DIED’, said the bunny
‘NO!’ said the barman. ‘What from?’
After a short pause, the bunny said…
‘Mixin-me-toasties.’
Source:
http://my.telegraph.co.uk/cheechdog/cheech/15954861/the-bunny-and-the-toasties/